March 2012
mycatsnameisbobafett asked: oh dont lie your feelings are for me becuse i once sang you a song.
thefagprince asked: haha feelings i bet they're for me because i'm flawless
February 2012
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Oh, dear.
I have feelings. I’m going to go eat bacon until they subside.
whiskeysoaked:
I think we should get a drink and talk about how awesome and attractive we both are.
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…It’s a casual coming in today. Don’t hit on her.
– My Mother.
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Right...
So it looks like we won’t be hanging out, again, which doesn’t really bother me when it comes down to it. Anyone else want to drop by and do some activities? We can drink tea, make some pretty neat breakfast meals, and then sit in bed watching cartoons until I have to go to work? It’d be cool.
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I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
– Mitch Hedberg. (via markaragnos)
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